Son of a Hedonist

I am delighted to announce that my 17 year old son has decided to be Frank n Furter for Halloween this year. While I’m sure that his Baptist minister father (my ex-husband) would be both mystified and terrified, I’m pretty psyched!

It’s nice when you can pass on a cult classic to your offspring. I haven’t been able to update blogs much this week, as we have been on a never ending search for a garter belt that will fit a 6 foot 1 boy who weighs around 130 and has no ass. If anyone has any ideas, they would be much appreciated.

Ideas from tannys in the greater New Orleans area would be much appreciated, as we are traveling to New Orleans next weekend. Amazon does a costume, but it’s pretty cheesy and I think we can do better, because as everyone knows mothers who resort to actually purchasing a Halloween costume for their child instead of spending countless hours making them one are total failures as parents and should be burned at the stake at the PTA fall fling.

As for me, I’m going to be a cigarette girl.

Maybe I can make a couple extra bucks!

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